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Sow your wild oats on Saturday night. Then on Sunday pray for crop failure.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, pray, failure, night

The game of love is never called off on account of darkness.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, games

It was not the apple on the tree but the pair on the ground that caused the trouble in the garden.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, garden, problems

Sex discriminates against the shy and the ugly.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, sex

Before you find your handsome prince, you've got to kiss a lot of frogs.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, kiss, contentment

There may be some things better than sex, and some things worse than sex. But there is nothing exactly like it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, sex, things, nothing

Love your neighbor, but don't get caught.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love

Love is a hole in the heart.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, heart

Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, physics, sex

Do it only with the best.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love

Sex is a three-letter word which needs some old-fashioned four-letter words to convey its full meaning.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, word, old, olderness, sex

One good turn gets most of the blankets.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, good, good luck

You cannot produce a baby in one month by impregnating nine women.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, contentment

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, intelligence, imagination

The person who said that it is better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all... Never loved and lost.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, people

Thou shalt not commit adultery... unless in the mood.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love

Never lie down with a woman who's got more troubles than you.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, problems, lie, woman, contentment

Abstain from wine, women, and song; mostly song.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, wine

Never argue with a women when she's tired or rested.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love

A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, man, woman