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If you make the letters in your Word document bigger and then you print it out, you'll have everything on the first page and only one line on the second.

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The OEM did not actually manufacture the part you need to replace

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By the time you learn your new computer you'll need a new one.

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After a software is released, the first bug found will be by a person who normally does not use that portion of the program but was wondering why he can't do something he normally would not do.

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When the Downloading Window says “99% complete”, there will be a fluctuation in the voltage and you'll have to start all over again.

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Millions of people believe they are animals, but I have yet to meet one that believe in Windows' stability. Even human stupidity has limits.

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The troubleshooting guide contains the answer to every problem except yours.

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Whenever you install a group of plugins one by one just to find out which one can make your software work, you either haven't gotten the right one, or have accidentally skipped the right one or it has become the last one installed.

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No matter what problem you have with your computer - Its Always Microsoft's fault.

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You will get disconnected from the Internet or experience a computer crash when you are downloading. If you don't experience one within 80% completion, then it will happen at 99%. If you do manage to get the file, then it will turn out to be...

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You'll always receive an e-mail from a web site that you never visit before.

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75% of the bugs laws in this page can be applied to MS Windows.

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If you need to shutdown your PC ASAP, It will restart.

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The quickest way to shutdown a PC is to unplug it.

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No matter how big a hard drive you buy, you'll need to double it in a year.

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Complete computer breakdown will happen shortly after the maintenance person has left.

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A virus will be erased when the hard drive crashes, making it useless for antivirus program to fix it.

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The problem always exists between one keyboard and it's respective chair.

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A program that compile on the first run has an error in the algorithm.

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Walking on water and developing software to specification are easy as long as both are frozen.

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