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Most computer errors can be attributed to a similar problem - a screw loose behind the keyboard.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, error

Whenever you need a crucial file from your hard drive, your computer will crash.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, need, contentment

E-mailed tasking will always come just before you log off.

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A quarantined virus - will be opened.

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A chain letter - will be sent. To global. A dozen times.

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The chance of a virus infecting your network is directly proportional to the amount of damage it does.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, chance

The chances of getting off work on time is inversely proportional to how much e-mail the boss leaves for until end of the day.

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The faster you need a hardcopy, the more people will be using the only office printer.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, need, people, contentment

General Fault Errors are the “Check Engine” light of computers. If it can be fixed, chances are it's not by you.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, chance, error, light, contentment

A patch is a piece of software which replaces old bugs with new bugs.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, old, olderness

The chances of a program doing what it's supposed to do is inversely proportional to the number of lines of code used to write it.

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The probability of forgetting your password is directly proportional to the frequency of changing it.

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No matter how fantastic your latest and greatest PC is, you will be able to buy it for half the price in 12 months.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, commerce, contentment

The longer it takes to download a program the more likely it won't run.

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Failure is not an option, it's included with the software.

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A program is good when it's bug free - which is impossible.

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If you forget to save you're work every 5 minutes, it will break down after you've been at it for an hour.

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It's not a bug, it's an undocumented feature.

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The amount of time taken to successfully complete a software project is in direct proportion to the amount of Marketing input.

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The only thing worse than an end-user without a clue is an end-user who has a clue - usually the wrong one.

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