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The wind will always blow opposite to your hairdo.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy

If it looks good, And it taste good, And it feels good, There has got to be something wrong some where, So be careful.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about good luck, good, bad

Two heads are better than one, even if one is a sheep head.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about heads

The probability of rain is inversely proportional to the size of the umbrella you carry around with you all day.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about rain, day, contentment

When you really need something, its either not available, or can't be found. When you don't need it, its either available, or lays around in plain sight.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about need, contentment

In order for something to get clean, something else must get dirty.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about order

Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about impossible, nothing, man

Common Sense Is Not So Common.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about common sense, sense

Power Is Taken... Not Given

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about power

If the truth is in your favor no one will believe you.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about truth, faith, contentment

The difference between Stupidity and Genius is that Genius has its limits.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about genius, limits, stupidity

The universe is great enough for all possibilities to exist.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about univers

The big catastrophes are made up of smaller ones.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about disaster

Every problem is replaceable with a bigger one.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy

If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about technology, destruction, civilization

The opulence of the front office decor varies inversely with the fundamental solvency of the firm.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about technology

An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about technology, nothing

Nothing ever gets built on schedule or within budget.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about technology, nothing

A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about technology, events, meetings

A failure will not appear till a unit has passed final inspection.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about technology, failure