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Any time you put an item in a “safe place”, it will never be seen again.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about time, contentment

Your best golf shots always occur when playing alone.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy

The fish are always biting... yesterday!

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about fishing

The cost of the hair do is directly related to the strength of the wind.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about humor

The light at the end of the tunnel is a train.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about irony, trains, light, end

Everything tastes more or less like chicken.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about food

Ants will always infest the nearest food cupboard.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about food

A person without values or standards can never be a hypocrite.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about man, people

We can give you a diploma, but we can't give you a brain.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about brain, contentment

Just because you CAN do something doesn't mean you SHOULD.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about wisdom, contentment

Things are never as good as they are bad.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about bad luck, bad, things, good, good luck

Chaos always wins, because it's better organized.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about chaos

Don't let go of something until you have a hold of something else.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about advice, contentment

When you wear new shoes for the first time, everyone will step on them.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about time, contentment

Cheer up, the worst is yet to come...

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about irony

If at first you don't succeed destroy all evidence that you ever tried.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about destruction, contentment

Everything in life is important, important things are simple, simple things are never easy.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about things, life

It takes forever to learn the rules and once you've learned them they change again.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about rules, change, contentment

The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, the pessimist fears this is true.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about optimism

You will find an easy way to do it, after you've finished doing it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment