Any time you put an item in a “safe place”, it will never be seen again.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about time, contentment
The cost of the hair do is directly related to the strength of the wind.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about humor
The light at the end of the tunnel is a train.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about irony, trains, light, end
A person without values or standards can never be a hypocrite.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about man, people
We can give you a diploma, but we can't give you a brain.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about brain, contentment
Just because you CAN do something doesn't mean you SHOULD.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about wisdom, contentment
Things are never as good as they are bad.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about bad luck, bad, things, good, good luck
Don't let go of something until you have a hold of something else.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about advice, contentment
When you wear new shoes for the first time, everyone will step on them.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about time, contentment
If at first you don't succeed destroy all evidence that you ever tried.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about destruction, contentment
Everything in life is important, important things are simple, simple things are never easy.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about things, life
It takes forever to learn the rules and once you've learned them they change again.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about rules, change, contentment
The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, the pessimist fears this is true.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about optimism
You will find an easy way to do it, after you've finished doing it.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment