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If anything can go wrong, it will.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about law, bad

If anything just cannot go wrong, it will anyway

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about bad

Technology is dominated by those who manage what they do not understand.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about technology

Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about technology, logic, bad

Any given program costs more and takes longer each time it is run.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, time

If a program is useful, it will have to be changed.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers

Don't be irreplaceable, if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about commerce, contentment

If you can't get your work done in the first 24 hours, work nights.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about commerce, work, contentment

At least one tenant's check will be “lost in the mail” every month.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about real estate, tenants

That sweet little girl with the baby that you rented to, will start dating the mad motorcycle man from hell,... and several of his friends,... the very next week.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about real estate, hell, man, contentment

A subject interesting to the teacher will bore students.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about education, students, teachers

The time a teacher takes in explaining is inversely proportional to the information retained by students.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about education, students, teachers, time

The enemy diversion you're ignoring is their main attack.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, attack, enemies, contentment

If it's stupid but it works, it isn't stupid.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about stupidity

The bigger they are, the harder they fall.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, fall

High speed chases will always proceed from an area of light traffic to an area of extremely heavy traffic.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, speed, light

Firemen uniforms only come in two sizes, too small and too large.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about fire brigade

It isn't necessary to be an idiot to be a senior officer, but it sure helps.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about fire brigade, fire

If you can't remember, you left the film at home.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about photography, home, film, contentment

When you need the money, your shift is cancelled; when you have a weekend planned, you have to do overtime.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine, money, contentment, need