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The patient who has been dying all night finally meets his maker 12.5 minutes before shift change.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine, night, change

The first person in line when the clinic opens will not require urgent care. The sickest person will arrive 5 minutes before closing: I thought I'd feel better.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine, people, thinking

Your kid will fell asleep in the car 5 minutes before you arrive to your destination.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, contentment

If you seem to catch the last bus of the day, it left two minutes earlier.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, trap, day, contentment

If MapQuest shows the range to be north of interchange xxx, it will always be south, requiring another 15 minutes to next interchange turn around.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

Soccer, Dance, Basketball, Softball, Piano, Girl(Boy)Scouts is always on the same day with less then 5 minutes between.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about dance, day

The 10 minutes presentation or video stating everything on how the company caring about you as an employee and as an individual was originally a brilliant April fools joke until a vice president decided that some of the grunts are dumb enough to...

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about joke, vice, companies, faith, contentment

The floppy which worked perfectly alright few minutes ago on your machine will not open in your boss's or client's machine.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about customers, heads

After spending five minutes hunting down the last enemy, he'll flee the sector.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about enemies

After trying to get something apart or together for 90 minutes, you find a clip that gets the job done in 30 seconds tried and tested many times.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

Even the darkest hour has only 60 minutes.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy

No, writing musicals is the hardest thing in the world. And it was really funny, because I remember when the South Park movie came out, there were some critics that said, well it's obvious that in order to get it to be 90 minutes they filled some...

Quote by Trey Parker about naivety, order, writing, music, things, world, time

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes.

Quote by Robert Frost about woman, mother, man

Time is everything; five minutes make the difference between victory and defeat.

Quote by Horatio Nelson about fight, defeat, victory, time

How many minutes will still die in the swamp of your illusion of being human?

Quote by Sorin Cerin about moment, wisdom, human imperfections, death, being

If yesterday we were dividing the time into days and years, today, we divide it into minutes and hours, in order to leave for tomorrow only the seconds.

Quote by Marius Torok about time, day, order