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Your two minute “back-up” is always actually ten minutes away.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police

You're doing the: Only 27 more minutes of the shift from hell happy-dance, only to turn around to see your supervisor standing there.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine, dance, hell, happiness, contentment

As soon as you finish a thirty minute dressing the doctor will come in, and take a look at the wound.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine, end, contentment

The patient who has been dying all night finally meets his maker 12.5 minutes before shift change.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine, night, change

Your buddies who were reading the paper at the nurses' desk a minute ago always disappear when you need help.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine, help, need, contentment

The first person in line when the clinic opens will not require urgent care. The sickest person will arrive 5 minutes before closing: I thought I'd feel better.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine, people, thinking

Your kid will fell asleep in the car 5 minutes before you arrive to your destination.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, contentment

If you seem to catch the last bus of the day, it left two minutes earlier.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, trap, day, contentment

If MapQuest shows the range to be north of interchange xxx, it will always be south, requiring another 15 minutes to next interchange turn around.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

Soccer, Dance, Basketball, Softball, Piano, Girl(Boy)Scouts is always on the same day with less then 5 minutes between.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about dance, day

The 10 minutes presentation or video stating everything on how the company caring about you as an employee and as an individual was originally a brilliant April fools joke until a vice president decided that some of the grunts are dumb enough to...

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about joke, vice, companies, faith, contentment

The floppy which worked perfectly alright few minutes ago on your machine will not open in your boss's or client's machine.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about customers, heads

After spending five minutes hunting down the last enemy, he'll flee the sector.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about enemies

After trying to get something apart or together for 90 minutes, you find a clip that gets the job done in 30 seconds tried and tested many times.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

Even the darkest hour has only 60 minutes.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy

A minute of perfection was worth the effort. A moment was the most you could ever expect from perfection.

Quote by Chuck Palahniuk about opinion, perfection, moment, contentment

You are not a beautiful, unique snowflake. This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time.

Quote by Chuck Palahniuk about time, life, contentment

You have a choice, live or die, every breath is a choice, every minute is a choice. To be or not to be.

Quote by Chuck Palahniuk about life, death, contentment

No, writing musicals is the hardest thing in the world. And it was really funny, because I remember when the South Park movie came out, there were some critics that said, well it's obvious that in order to get it to be 90 minutes they filled some...

Quote by Trey Parker about naivety, order, writing, music, things, world, time

Courage is fear holding on a minute longer.

Quote by George S. Patton about courage, fear