No matter how many months the fantastic hamburger griller has sold lunches at your home range, he will never be there when you forgot your lunch.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, home, contentment
No matter how carefully you load your ammo, the stage with the one chance only, 30 second bonus will always be a dud.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, chance, contentment
No matter how wrong you are, your mother will not hold it against you. She may remind you a number of times, but she will not hold it against you.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about mother, numbers, contentment, bad
No matter how much you eat, you can never get so fat that mother will not offer you more food.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about mother, food, contentment
No matter how small your mom is, she will always be bigger than you are.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about mother, contentment
No matter how detailed the tech support FAQ is, nobody has ever heard of your problem.Quote by Edward A. Murphy
No matter in which domain you are working, it's intersection with the field of your interest is always a NULL set.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about interest, contentment
When there are two possible forms to fill out on any given matter, the wrong form is always filled out at first.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about bad
Two rules matter for a scout: scout leaders are always right, if they are not then rule number 1 is activated.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about rules, numbers, rightness
No matter how many times you take care of it before your promotion exam, you will invariably have to go to the bathroom when it's your turn.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about tests, contentment
No matter how good your lock picking expert gets, the locks get better.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about good, good luck
It was in 1969 that I was able to give up my administrative responsibility. As I worked hard my research never suffered during this period and as a matter of fact these were probably some of my most productive years.Quote by George Andrew Olah about research
If you mess up your children, nothing else you do really matters.Quote by Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis about children, nothing, contentment
The odds are always against you no matter what your previous history is. You have to overcome the tendency to relax.Quote by Tom Osborne about history, contentment
But aesthetics is not religion, and the origins of religion lie somewhere completely different. They lie anyway, these roses smell too sweet and the deep roar of the breaking waves is too splendid, to do justice to such weighty matters now.Quote by Rudolf Otto about religion, lie, justice
My thinking tends to be libertarian. That is, I oppose intrusions of the state into the private realm as in abortion, sodomy, prostitution, pornography, drug use, or suicide, all of which I would strongly defend as matters of free choice in a...Quote by Camille Paglia about liberty, democracy, thinking, state, use
There are matters in the Bible, said to be done by the express commandment of God, that are shocking to humanity and to every idea we have of moral justice.Quote by Thomas Paine about religion, humanity, justice, idea, moral, god
No matter how much you think you love somebody, you'll step back when the pool of their blood edges up too close.Quote by Chuck Palahniuk about love, blood, contentment
I spend a good portion of my dinner-party conversation defending America because no matter what the political agenda, it's still a fantastic, amazing place.Quote by Gwyneth Paltrow about opinion, conversation, good, good luck