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When management smiles at you, be very, very afraid.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine, contentment

Success occurs when no one is looking, failure occurs when the Boss is watching.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about success, failure, heads

On any other day, you can't stay awake long enough to finish watching the news, but the night before a CAS shoot you will always not be able to sleep even if you were hit over the head with the butt end of your shooting irons!

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, end, sleep, heads, night, contentment, day

If the boss doesn't understand your work they will either ignore it, pretend they did it, or Freak out.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about heads, work

Your current boss is the worst you've ever had until the next one.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about heads, contentment

You will never get fired at the beginning of the day. Your boss will think this is a good thing.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about heads, beginning, things, day, good, good luck, contentment

If you bring your voodoo doll/adult magazine or embarrassing cream to work your boss will find it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about heads, work, contentment

Your Boss will always call you, when you aren't at your desk.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about heads, contentment

If you come late to the office, the chances are, your boss is already in his room.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about chance, heads, contentment

Only on the rarest of the days you come late, you'd bump into your boss smoking at the entrance.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about smokers, heads, day, contentment

The floppy which worked perfectly alright few minutes ago on your machine will not open in your boss's or client's machine.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about customers, heads

Clipper motors will quit only when you have the horse's head left to trim.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about heads, contentment

We've stayed really normal and down to Earth I think, and haven't let the success thing go to our head.

Quote by Ashley Olsen about success, haven, heads, earth, things

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK the bat had to get Ozzy shots.

Quote by Ozzy Osbourne about heads

One of the things I'm most proud of about my career is the fact I've managed to keep options open.

Quote by Clive Owen about proudness, career, things

We don't have as many managers as we should, but we would rather have too few than too many.

Quote by Larry Hagman about heads

My feet ain't got nothing to do with my nickname, but when folks get it in their heads that a feller's got big feet, soon the feet start looking big.

Quote by Satchel Paige about heads, nothing

If a melody sounds familiar, I know enough musical theory to head to another place.

Quote by Brad Paisley about music, heads

Everyone smiles with that invisible gun to their head.

Quote by Chuck Palahniuk about smile, heads

Any Hollywood studio, if they're doing a deal with somebody else, wants to own characters, but we have managed to keep hold of them.

Quote by Nick Park