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Some people manage by the book, even though they don't know who wrote the book or even what book.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about technology, people

The degree of technical competence is inversely proportional to the level of management.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about technology

The new version always manages to change the one feature you need most.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about technology, change, need, contentment

The boss is always right.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about technology, heads, rightness

The best way to see your boss is to access the internet.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, heads, internet

No matter how hard you work, the boss will only appear when you access the internet.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, heads, internet, work, contentment

The chances of getting off work on time is inversely proportional to how much e-mail the boss leaves for until end of the day.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, chance, heads, end, work, day, time

You will get disconnected from the Internet or experience a computer crash when you are downloading. If you don't experience one within 80% completion, then it will happen at 99%. If you do manage to get the file, then it will turn out to be...

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, experience, internet, contentment

The boss will always come to your workspace when you accidentally open an adult link.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, heads, contentment

The more pop-up screens you have, the more likely the boss will come by.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, heads, contentment

Computer sadism: When the computer causes physical or mental damage to a person and can't receive such a return favor due to management rules.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, rules, people

When the bosses talk about improving productivity, they are never talking about themselves.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about heads, talking

There will always be beer cans rolling on the floor of your car when the boss asks for a ride home from the office.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about heads, home

Keep your boss's boss off your boss's back.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about heads

You are always doing something marginal when the boss drops by your desk.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about heads, contentment

Slog all day and no-one notices, take a 5 minute breather to play Window's Solitaire and the boss silently appears behind you.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about irony, heads, day, contentment

The best time to ask for a raise is when everything has gone wrong and your boss is in a panic mode.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about salary, heads, bad, time

One learns at least as much about management from poor managers as from good ones.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about heads, good, good luck

Law of Behavioral Management: nothing gets their attention like placing your nails on the chalkboard.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about education, attention, law, nothing

Decisions made by someone over your head will seldom be in your best interest.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, heads, interest