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Being taken attracts women. Being single makes them avoid you like the plague.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, being, contentment

Absence makes the heart go wander.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, wanderer, heart

Murphy's golden rule: whoever has the gold makes the rules.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about rules

Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers

Once a job is fouled up, anything done to improve it only makes it worse.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about work

No inspection-ready unit ever makes it on the streets.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police

Any injury, the sight of which makes you want to puke, should immediately be covered by 4x4's and Kerlix.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine, contentment

When you take your car to a mechanic because it makes a funny sound you will not be able to demonstrate it for the mechanic nor will you be able to describe.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, contentment

A timer reading showing a negative number proves that cowboys really can go faster than the speed of light which makes Einstein a waddy.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, speed, numbers, light

Two holsters worn on same side always makes a cowboy a switch hitter.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

Your parents' advice only makes sense 20 years after they gave it to you.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about advice, parents, common sense, sense, contentment

After immeasurable joy necessarily comes the sadness, joy makesthe blood boil, and this produces an unpleasant and painful feeling that needs to born the sadness. RightWords Translation

Quote by Mihai Eminescu about joy, sadness, blood

Belief in a cruel God makes a cruel man.

Quote by Thomas Paine about god, faith, man

Time makes more converts than reason.

Quote by Thomas Paine about time, reason

I think a year really makes a lot of difference, especially when you're awake for most of it. I didn't sleep a lot last year.

Quote by Brad Paisley about sleep, contentment

The linking together of the spiritual and the physical makes it our duty to keep the corporeal frame in proper alignment.

Quote by Daniel D. Palmer about duty

The amateur porn business makes $11 billion a year. They don't get bad reviews.

Quote by Joe Pantoliano about affair, bad luck, bad

Poison is in everything, and no thing is without poison. The dosage makes it either a poison or a remedy.

Quote by Paracelsus about opinion, things

The dose makes the poison.

Quote by Paracelsus about badness

If it's a good LP, you'll get that tingle that makes you put it on again no matter what your initial reaction was. On the other hand, if you don't get that tingle, you'd better take it straight down to the record exchange.

Quote by Andy Partridge about contentment, good, good luck