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The Postal Service delivers mail six days a week to...

The Postal Service delivers mail six days a week to nearly 140 million addresses. Every year this number increases by 2 million.

Quote by Joe Baca about numbers, day

I get mail; therefore I am.

I get mail; therefore I am.

Quote by Scott Adams

Like almost everyone who uses e-mail, I receive a ton of spam every day. Much of it offers to help me get out of debt or get rich quick. It would be funny if it weren't so exciting.

Quote by Bill Gates about wealth, help, day

I have just paid an enormous amount of money for a DELL...

I have just paid an enormous amount of money for a DELL laptop and its a like giving somebody a 747. I can barely get on the internet to get my mail.

Quote by Larry Hagman about internet, money

E-mail is far more convenient than the telephone, as far...

E-mail is far more convenient than the telephone, as far as I'm concerned. I would throw my phone away if I could get away with it.

Quote by Tom Hanks

My dad's family was from Nuremberg, and his father had a mail order textile business. He was in Germany when it was getting pretty lousy and he was forced to sell his business to some Nazi.

Quote by Billy Joel about affair, commerce, family, order

At least one tenant's check will be “lost in the mail”...

At least one tenant's check will be “lost in the mail” every month.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about real estate, tenants

The chances of getting off work on time is inversely...

The chances of getting off work on time is inversely proportional to how much e-mail the boss leaves for until end of the day.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, chance, heads, end, work, day, time

You'll always receive an e-mail from a web site that you...

You'll always receive an e-mail from a web site that you never visit before.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, contentment

The smaller the size of your email account, the more junk...

The smaller the size of your email account, the more junk mail you will get.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, contentment

Important letters that contain no errors will develop...

Important letters that contain no errors will develop errors in the mail.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about error

Bills travel through the mail at twice as fast as checks.

Bills travel through the mail at twice as fast as checks.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about bills, fasting

You'd find the important Phone number/e-mail ID you had...

You'd find the important Phone number/e-mail ID you had been looking for, only after you had got in touch with that person by some other means.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about numbers, contentment, people

I don't know if I'm a heartthrob or if I want to be one. I heard that I get the most fan mail. It's very flattering, and lovely to be popular with the public.

Quote by Christopher Parker about flattering, public

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by...

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail.

Quote by Luciano Pavarotti about music, love

Sometimes I pray to God and I receive an e-mail which...

Sometimes I pray to God and I receive an e-mail which shows me the places where I can discover Happiness.

Quote by Ionuț Caragea about internet, pray, happiness, god

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