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My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what...

My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she is reading.

Quote by Steve Jobs about sex

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to...

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.

Quote by François-Marie Arouet de Voltaire about god

Cowboys are the only known Homo sapiens who can laugh out...

Cowboys are the only known Homo sapiens who can laugh out loud at themselves and not be considered committable.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

The uniform you have to wear was designed by a color...

The uniform you have to wear was designed by a color blind masochist who likes laughing at those who have to wear it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about blind, contentment

Remember, if you do the same act for 20, 30 years it gets a little boring unless you've got something else going for you, and the orchestra really kept you going. They'd laugh at all your jokes, even if they'd been hearing them for the last 30 years.

Quote by Donald O'Connor about recollection, contentment

Why is it you feel like a dope if you laugh alone, but...

Why is it you feel like a dope if you laugh alone, but that's usually how you end up crying.

Quote by Chuck Palahniuk about contentment, end

Let others laugh when you sacrifice desire to duty, if...

Let others laugh when you sacrifice desire to duty, if they will. You have time and eternity to rejoice in.

Quote by Theodore Parker about sacrifice, eternity, duty, contentment, time

Americans play to win at all times, I wouldn't give a hoot and hell for a man who lost and laughed. That's why Americans have never lost nor ever lose a war.

Quote by George S. Patton about time, americans, hell, war, man

I think that the joke and the ghost story both have a...

I think that the joke and the ghost story both have a similar set up in that you kind of set something up and pay it off with a laugh or a scare.

Quote by Simon Pegg about opinion, joke, contentment

Well, look at all of these summer blockbusters. You can't...

Well, look at all of these summer blockbusters. You can't help but laugh a little, because you've already seen a lot of these movies 482 times.

Quote by Sean Penn about help, contentment

The Sun in London ran a front page declaring my bum a national treasure. I really did laugh at that. Its not like it can actually do anything, except wiggle

Quote by Kylie Minogue about opinion, treasure, sun

A good laugh is sunshine in the house.

A good laugh is sunshine in the house.

Quote by William M. Thackeray about laughter, home, house, good, good luck

Drink and dance and laugh and lie, Love, the reeling...

Drink and dance and laugh and lie, Love, the reeling midnight through, For tomorrow we shall die!

Quote by Dorothy Parker about life, drinking, dance, lie, death, love

There are some things so serious you have to laugh at them.

There are some things so serious you have to laugh at them.

Quote by Niels Bohr about laughter, things, contentment

The only kind of love worth having is the kind that goes...

The only kind of love worth having is the kind that goes on living and laughing and fighting and loving.

Quote by Dalton Trumbo about wish, love

Fools laugh at others. Wisdom laughs at itself.

Fools laugh at others. Wisdom laughs at itself.

Quote by Osho about wisdom

You are not angry with people when you laugh at them....

You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches tolerance.

Quote by William Somerset Maugham about humor, tolerance, contentment, people

Go now, verses, on your light feet, you have not trodden hard on the old earth where the graves laugh when they see their guests, the one corpse stacked on top of the other. Go now and stagger to her whom I do not know.

Quote by Hugo Claus about poetry, earth, light, old, olderness, contentment

I'm surrounded by suffering: yet, who laughs?

I'm surrounded by suffering: yet, who laughs?

Quote by Costel Zăgan about suffering

Naivety can be an asset. In general, naive people are laughed about, but with love. If a man of 19th century would live in the 21st century, the habit of thinking based on his own jugement would be enoughfor him to manage things in a good manner.

Quote by Ioana Parvulescu about naivety, habits, thinking, things, good, good luck, love, man, people

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