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A valuable dropped item will always fall into an inaccessible place (a diamond ring down the drain, for example) - or into the garbage disposal while it is running.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about example, fall

No matter how long or how hard you shop for an item, after you've bought it, it will be on sale somewhere cheaper.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

Any time you put an item in a “safe place”, it will never be seen again.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about time, contentment

When you see an item in the flyer, by the time you get to the store its either sold out or the price has doubled.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about irony, stores, contentment, time

Any item that you want to purchase from a catalog will always be out of stock at the time you want to buy it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about irony, commerce, contentment, time

The one item you need is always in short supply.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, need, contentment

The more an item of equipment costs, the farther you have to send it away to be repaired.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about fire brigade, contentment

The item of equipment that usually won’t start or jams when you need it the most is the pump.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about fire brigade, need, contentment

The one item batteries, film, and ect, you need is always in short supply.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about photography, film, need, contentment

If at all possible, avoid any edible item that fire fighters prepare.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine, fire, fire brigade

If a mother does not have an item, she will have the recipe or the directions.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about mother

The more you detest an item that belongs to your mother, the more likely it is that she will try to give it to you.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about mother, contentment

The item you need the most will always be at the bottom of the pack.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about need, contentment

The Law of Triviality briefly stated, it means that the time spent on any item of the agenda will be in inverse proportion to the sum involved.

Quote by C. Northcote Parkinson about law, triviality, time

Time spent on any item of the agenda will be in inverse proportion to the sum involved.

Quote by C. Northcote Parkinson about time