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If the instructor is late and does not meet the...

If the instructor is late and does not meet the principal, the instructor is late to the faculty meeting.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about education, meetings

If the instructor teaches art, the principal will be an ex-coach and will dislike art. If the instructor is a coach, the principal will be an ex-coach who took a winning team to the state.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about education, art, magic, state

When the instructor is late, he will meet the principal...

When the instructor is late, he will meet the principal in the hall.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about education

The instructor's study hall be the largest in several years.

The instructor's study hall be the largest in several years.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about education

The night before the English history midterm, your...

The night before the English history midterm, your Biology instructor will assign two hundred pages on planarian.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about education, night, history

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