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Money can't buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, commerce, money, contentment

Marriage is the greatest leveler.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, marriage

The universe is great enough for all possibilities to exist.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about univers

The subtlest bugs cause the greatest damage and problems.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, problems

No matter how fantastic your latest and greatest PC is, you will be able to buy it for half the price in 12 months.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, commerce, contentment

You will always get the greatest recognition for the job you least like.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about work, contentment

Just when you have no cash, you are in great pain and got to the bank to find the bank computers offline.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about irony, money, bankers, computers, pain, contentment

A tenant's ability to see dirt and damage is much greater when the move in than when they move out.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about tenants, ability

The bursting radius of a hand grenade is always one foot greater than your jumping range.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war

The car dealer always works-up a great payment plan for the car they know you need but can't afford.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, need, contentment

The later you are running, the greater the chance of hitting every red light in your path.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, chance, light, contentment

The nicer a mother is, the greater the probability that her kids are rotten.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about mother

The more times mother reminds you to take an umbrella, the greater the probability of rain.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about mother, rain, contentment

The more potential a food has for stains the greater the coverage area when it is hurled by a child.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about food, children

The greater the importance of the phone call the bigger the mess the child will make or the louder the tantrum the child will have.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about children

The snooze bar is the greatest invention by man.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about invention, man

My family was killed in the Great War that has lasted for millions of years, my city got burned down, Decepticons ripped me to pieces, Unicron attempted to eat my home world, and all I got was this stinking Autobot sigil burned onto my chest.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about city, family, home, war, world

Whenever you get a great, original idea, it's when you forget the idea.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about idea, contentment

The greater the number of people involved in a social function, the less intelligent each of the participants becomes.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about numbers, people

It's a buddy picture, Anthony Anderson is a good friend of mine, so working with him was great. How could I say no, with Jerry Bruckheimer, you know you'll get your money's worth.

Quote by Jerry O'Connell about money, good, good luck, contentment