If your response goes well, you're at the wrong barracks.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, bad, contentment
Your Patrol Supervisor will show up when you're doing something really stupid.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, contentment
The time it takes to respond to an emergency is inversely proportional to the importance of the call.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, time
The warrant you don't read is the one you'll serve at the wrong quarters.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, bad, contentment
No matter how you write it, the Desk Sergeant will want it changed.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, contentment
If you charge in all alone, you'll be shot by your own officers.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, contentment
The diversion you're ignoring is the actual crime.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, crime, criminals, contentment
When you've secured a crime scene, don't forget to tell the brass.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, crime, criminals, contentment
Using the siren and light to clear traffic - attracts traffic.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, light
It only becomes a riot right after you show up.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, rightness, contentment
If you take out the newest patrol car, you'll have an accident.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, contentment
The thing you really need, will be left back at the MP Station.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, need, things, contentment
Flashlight batteries always die out, just when you really need light.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, light, need, death, contentment
The helicopter will always be low on fuel, as soon as you need it.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, need, contentment
You'll find the suspect you want, when you're off-duty and unarmed.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, duty, contentment
If you respond to more than your fair share of calls, you'll have more than your fair share of calls to respond to.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, contentment