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Whenever you install a group of plugins one by one just to find out which one can make your software work, you either haven't gotten the right one, or have accidentally skipped the right one or it has become the last one installed.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, rightness, haven, work, contentment

Just when you have no cash, you are in great pain and got to the bank to find the bank computers offline.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about irony, money, bankers, computers, pain, contentment

Every lost pet will find its way to your rental.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about pets

You won't find the books you checked out for that big project until after either the project or the books were due.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about education, books, contentment

Anything that is not firmly secured in place, regardless of size, will find its way out of the room.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about education

You'll find the suspect you want, when you're off-duty and unarmed.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, duty, contentment

When dealing with the public try to look unimportant, They may go and find someone else to ask that stupid question to.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about fire brigade, question, public

You do the: Just discharged the Patient from Hell dance only to turn around and find the Consultant Neuro-Psychiatrist looking at you like you're their next patient.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine, dance, hell, contentment

If you respond to any Motor Vehicle Accident call after Midnight and do not find a drunk on the scene, keep looking: somebody is still missing.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine, contentment

Never tell your mother you have nothing to do. She can always find something.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about mother, nothing, contentment

If you need 6 buttons, you will find 5 in your button box.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about need, contentment

You finally hit it big, then you find out all the friends you never had.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

The more work you are promised, the harder it is to find.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about work, contentment

Your unemployment check always comes after you find work.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about work, contentment

If you bring your voodoo doll/adult magazine or embarrassing cream to work your boss will find it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about heads, work, contentment

All mails except the most important one, which was sent way before, will find their way into your inbox.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy

When you are attending a client call on a colleagues desk, and need to jot down urgently, none of the pens on his desk would write if not you wouldn't find a piece of paper within your reach.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about customers, need, contentment

You'd find the important Phone number/e-mail ID you had been looking for, only after you had got in touch with that person by some other means.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about numbers, contentment, people

If your VCR is set to tape your favorite program every day, and you find that at certain times it is taping nothing but reruns that you've already seen, the VCR tape will run out in the middle of the only program that you haven't already seen.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about haven, contentment, nothing, day

The first escalator you find is always going the wrong way.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about bad, contentment