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And when you do get the ones that you want, it's when they end up changing their ways, and decide to make the class really hard.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about school, end, contentment

Those who hesitate under fire usually do not end up KIA or WIA.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, fire, fire brigade, end

Having all your body parts intact and functioning at the end of the day beats the alternative.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, body, end, day

Medals are OK, but having your body and all your friends in one piece at the end of the day is better.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, body, end, day

Fatalities always occur at the end of shift - or when it rains and snows.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, end

As soon as you finish a thirty minute dressing the doctor will come in, and take a look at the wound.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine, end, contentment

The patient who has been dying all night finally meets his maker 12.5 minutes before shift change.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine, night, change

You always forget what it was you wanted after you get to the supply room. You always remember when you get back to the other end.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine, contentment, end

You finally save up enough to fix your car and you get fired.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, contentment

After feeling the finish on a CBs gun it would be best not to tell him; it’s as soft as a babies butt.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, end

On any other day, you can't stay awake long enough to finish watching the news, but the night before a CAS shoot you will always not be able to sleep even if you were hit over the head with the butt end of your shooting irons!

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, end, sleep, heads, night, contentment, day

The iron never scorches the garment until its final pressing.

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You finally hit it big, then you find out all the friends you never had.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

Blind alley, leading out of a dead-end street.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about blind, end

It's when you are finally on top when everyone finds out all the bad things that you did as a teen, thus ruining your position.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about bad luck, bad, things, contentment

Whenever you think you might finish a 9 holes play with one ball it wouldn't.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about end, contentment

The more you hate a job and wish to leave the longer you end up staying put.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about hate, wish, end, contentment

The display settings on your computer will play havoc only when you have to finish a presentation by afternoon.

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Any piece you select as a closing number will have a final note one step higher than the first trumpet can play.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about numbers, contentment

If you lose a merc through death or end of contract, you'll be in the middle of nowhere and be forced to leave behind his/her heavy gear: This is most commonly your heavy weapons expert who carried a few LAWs and your mortar.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about death, end, contentment