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It doesn't matter HOW good it was, if you end up worrying or regretting it, it was bad sex.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, bad luck, sex, bad, end, good, good luck, contentment

If it seems perfect today, tomorrow it will end.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, perfection, end

Sex ends all interest.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, end, interest, sex

The person you want the most, will end up with the person you hate the most.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, people, hate, end, contentment

The light at the end of the tunnel is a train.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about irony, trains, light, end

A failure will not appear till a unit has passed final inspection.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about technology, failure

The remaining work to finish in order to reach your goal increases as the deadline approaches.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about technology, end, purpose, order, work

When you finally buy enough memory, you will not have enough disk space.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, univers, commerce, memory, contentment

Software bugs are impossible to detect by anybody except the end user.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, impossible, end

A failure in a device will never appear until it has passed final inspection.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, failure

The chances of getting off work on time is inversely proportional to how much e-mail the boss leaves for until end of the day.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, chance, heads, end, work, day, time

The only thing worse than an end-user without a clue is an end-user who has a clue - usually the wrong one.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, end, bad, things

The worst bugs in your program will show up only during the final review.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers

After any salary raise, you will have less money at the end of the month than you did before.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about salary, money, end, contentment

When you stand at your counter for hours on end and then go to break, that's when the customer comes and rings the bell for help.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about customers, help, end, contentment

Eighty percent of the final exam will be based on the one lecture you missed about the one book you didn't read.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about education, tests, contentment

At the end of the semester you will recall having enrolled in a course at the beginning of the semester and never attending.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about school, education, beginning, end, contentment

Pocket calculator batteries that have lasted all semester will fail during the math final.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about tests, education, school, mathematics

In your toughest final, the most distractingly attractive student in class will sit next to you for the first time.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about school, education, students, time, contentment

When there's a teacher that everyone says you want, you end up with the ones you don't want.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about education, teachers, contentment, end