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If a tenant attempts to replace the washer in a faucet, plan on replacing the faucet; perhaps all the plumbing in the building.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about real estate, tenants

Prospective tenants who make an appointment to see your rental across town, often get kidnapped on the way there... so there was just no way they could call you.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about real estate, tenants, city, contentment

Tenants only lock themselves out in the middle of the night... or on Christmas.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about real estate, tenants, christmas, night

Your best tenants always get job transfers during the worst rental markets.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about tenants, real estate

Everything in your rentals will break 100 times faster than in your own home.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about real estate, home

The insurance inspector always shows up to take photos of the building as you are putting the evicted tenant’s possessions on the curb.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about real estate, tenants, contentment

Tenants always swear under oath that the window was broken when they moved in.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about tenants, real estate, oath

When a tenant calls and says: hi, how are you , something is drastically wrong.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about tenants, real estate, bad, contentment

If it exists, your tenant will try to flush it down the toilet.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about tenants, real estate

If you have any questions about anything, ask your tenants.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about tenants, real estate, contentment

If it is pouring rain, you can be sure the windows are open at one or more at your units.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about rain, real estate, irony, contentment

The first time you’re running real late is the first time the safety meeting will actually start on time.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, safety, time, meetings, real estate, contentment

The cost of a real Colt always equals two or more 2 SS checks.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, real estate

Skate and dance to show tunes are the only real men authorized to wear rhinestones.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, dance, real estate, man

Modern day real ivory grips really aren’t.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, real estate, day

Don’t ever try to shoot a stage gremlin, they smell real bad.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, bad luck, real estate, bad

Cowboys and boys who skate and dance to show tunes are the only real men authorized to wear rhinestones.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, dance, real estate, man

Only cowboys can wear yellow leather boots and not get noticed real hard.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, real estate

All cowboys wearing yellow, leather boots, study the ground real hard before dismounting.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, real estate

This is not a matter of weapons, we are hopeful for God's help, the real matter is the extinction of America. And, God willing, it will fall to the ground.

Quote by Mohammed Omar about god, fall, help, real estate