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You get the best sex from the worst one for you.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, sex, contentment

Never trust a woman who acts like you are so sexy she can't help herself but drag you to bed.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, sex, help, woman, contentment

No one is as fascinating as they think.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love

If you believe a relationship can't work, but feel the need to try, it won't.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, need, faith, work, contentment

You will later find out that your lack of belief caused it to fail.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, faith, contentment

The duration of a relationship to a person is inversely proportionate to the importance of person to you.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, people, contentment

The Key to a woman's heart is an unexpected gift at an unexpected time.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, unforeseen, gifts, woman, heart, time

The two thing no man can ever understand. Women and what makes all men complete damm fools over women.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, man, things

Love makes believers of us all.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love

Being taken attracts women. Being single makes them avoid you like the plague.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, being, contentment

If you go behind a girl you are heading to trouble.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, problems, contentment

In the eternal battle of the sexes, women are already the winners.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love

Celibacy is not heredity.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, heredity

The hornier someone is, the less likely that it will be they have sex.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, sex

The man shalt not win the argument he didn't start.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, man

If a man won an argue, the victory was just in his head.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, victory, heads, man

Try and try as you might, there will still be times where men are just assholes. We can't help it and we're sorry.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, help, man, contentment

A love will tell you they love you endlessly. A true love will tell everyone else they love you endlessly despite the embarrassment factor.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, contentment

When all else fails, have hope.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, hope

Eichel's Rule - During sex, try to sweat.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, rules, sex