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Murphy's love laws; If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot-dog stands on the moon.

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Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics.

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Do it only with the best.

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Sex is a three-letter word which needs some old-fashioned four-letter words to convey its full meaning.

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One good turn gets most of the blankets.

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You cannot produce a baby in one month by impregnating nine women.

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Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

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The person who said that it is better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all... Never loved and lost.

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Thou shalt not commit adultery... unless in the mood.

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Never lie down with a woman who's got more troubles than you.

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Abstain from wine, women, and song; mostly song.

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Never argue with a women when she's tired or rested.

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A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't.

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What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick.

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It is better to be looked over than overlooked.

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Never say no.

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A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn't love her.

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Folks playing leapfrog must complete all jumps.

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Beauty is skin deep; Ugly goes right to the bone.

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Never stand between a fire hydrant and a dog.

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