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No sex with anyone in the same office.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, sex

Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, sex, contentment

A man in the house is worth two in the street.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about man, home, house, love

Virginity can be cured.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love

When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, wife, man

Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, sleep

The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can't stand years later.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, woman, man

Sex is dirty only if it's done right.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, sex, rightness

It is always the wrong time of month.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, bad, time

The best way to hold a man is in your arms.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, man

When the lights are out, all women are beautiful.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love

Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, chance, parents, sex, contentment

Sow your wild oats on Saturday night. Then on Sunday pray for crop failure.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, pray, failure, night

The game of love is never called off on account of darkness.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, games

It was not the apple on the tree but the pair on the ground that caused the trouble in the garden.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, garden, problems

Sex discriminates against the shy and the ugly.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, sex

Before you find your handsome prince, you've got to kiss a lot of frogs.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, kiss, contentment

There may be some things better than sex, and some things worse than sex. But there is nothing exactly like it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, sex, things, nothing

Love your neighbor, but don't get caught.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love

Love is a hole in the heart.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, heart