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Lube something good and it only gets better, lube something bad and it only gets worse.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about bad luck, bad, good, good luck

To check the spelling of a word in the dictionary, you have to know how it's written.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about word, contentment

Pens sent through the dryer intentionally never break, but those sent by accident always attack white clothes.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about attack, clothes

Nobody is incompetent. Incompetence is nothing but competence in incompetency.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about nothing

Coincedence doesn not exist, everything happens for a random reason.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about reason

Wishes expand in direct proportion to the resources available for the gratification.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy

The time you have to wait before going to bed increases proportionally to how tired you are.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment, time

The only people less likely to follow your advice than those who receive it unsolicited are those who ask for it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about advice, people

If your happy, don't worry you'll get over it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about irony, happiness, worry, contentment

If you have no problems, then you have no clue to what is going.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about problems, contentment

When you know that you are in luck - Murphy's law will apply to you; If you know that Murphy will strike you at any time - he won't; but than you will know he won't so he will.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about law, contentment, bad luck, good luck, time

Murphy's Law is unconstitutional, but will never be repealed.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about law

It is a fact that every thing in universe moves counterclockwise.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about univers, things

Good luck is inversely proportional to good timing.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about good luck, bad luck, good

The first thing you'll have to do, is the last thing you wished.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about expectation, things, contentment

The first thing to break down is the irreparable one.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about destruction, things

Keys dropped near an open elevator door will always fall down the crack.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about expectation, fall

The more skilled you are at something, the worse you are at it when showing someone.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about expectation, contentment

If someone ever said that something wouldn't go wrong in a billion years, they said it a billion years ago.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about destiny, bad

The one you buy will be the only one that doesn't work.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about commerce, use, work, contentment