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Being told your the nicest guy they know is the kiss of death.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, kiss, death, being

Beauty is directly proportional to the number of drinks consumed.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, numbers, beauty

The other side lawyers are always better then yours.

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The partner you want don't want you. The ones that want you are not made for you.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, contentment

Any “Why” question, has no answer, and if it does, that answer is not logical.

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Love will cause people to do stupid things.

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Loving someone to much may be cause for a restraining order.

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If you love a person let them go. If they don't come back they weren't worth it.

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Sex ends all interest.

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Cute now equal annoying later.

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Not everything takes longer than you expect.

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It's only kinky the first time you do it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, time, contentment

The love of your life will only want you back once you are in another serious relationship.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, contentment, life

You don't pay for sex, you pay him/her to leave after you're done.

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If you think a girl is beautiful, her boyfriend will always be there to confirm it.

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Your seduction potential is inversely proportional to your willingness to seduce.

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You never truly know a significant other is until you meet him/her in a court of law.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, law, contentment

Marriage is like a dog with a bone, he might not touch it, just doesn't let another dogs come near it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, marriage

Gravity cannot be held responsible for 2 people falling in love.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, prison, people

The difference between love and the common cold is that for the common cold there is a vaccine.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, common sense