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When it comes to love and lost, doing the right thing always hurts

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, rightness, things

Being honest with someone will always turn that person into an enemy.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, enemies, people, being

When you're girlfriend says that you have to talk the relationship is over.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, contentment

The day you decide to tell you're girlfriend you could not live without her she will leave you the next day.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, day, contentment

You're best friend stop being you're best friend the instant a beautiful woman walks in and you both are attracted to her.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, woman, contentment, being

The more you want a women the least she will want you.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, contentment

When she says: “Don't buy me anything expensive” and you listen, expect to be single.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, commerce, contentment

Even the most beautiful woman in the world has at least one guy who is tired of her.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, woman, world

The mother of the man, or the father of the woman you love will invariably hate you.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, hate, mother, woman, contentment, man

The best men (or women) are always taken or crazy.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, man

When you take your time getting ready your date will arrive 20 min early; when you're on time they're 30 min late.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, time, contentment

As soon as you break up the man (or woman) who couldn't commit TO YOU will get married.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, woman, contentment, man

A good women/men are like parking spots, all the good ones are taken.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, good, good luck, man

Women are like boats: they require constant maintenance and attention, and they cost a lot of money.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, attention, money

Men are like buses: another one will eventually come along.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, man

Any good looking person you see that isn't alone, will be accompanied by a person of the opposite sex who doesn't deserve to be with them.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, people, sex, good, good luck, contentment

The length of a relationship is directly related to how much you are attracted to your significant other best friend.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, contentment

No womanmen is better than two.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question - YES is the answer.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, sex, question

Romanceis when common sense flies out of the window.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, common sense, sense