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Before falling in love do take your backup, it always helps in recovery.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love

If a man has it he won't want it, the guy who buys it won't use it, the guy who uses it could give a shit about it, so don't give a shit and you will have it all.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, use, man, contentment

Love has all the answers. But till then sex brings up some good questions.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, sex, good, good luck

Sex on the TV can't hurt you unless you fall off.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, fall, sex, contentment

Anticipation is 98% of the pleasure.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, pleasure

The amount of members of the opposite sex you pursue is inversely proportional to pretty much everything about you, such as intelligence.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, intelligence, sex, contentment

If you are interested in someone, a close friend will grab their attention.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, attention, contentment

This is especially likely if they: don't want the attention of said person and are already dating someone else.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, attention, people

The ABC rule: If A is attracted to B, and you are attracted to C, A has a better chance with B than you do with C. B and C are often the same person.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, rules, chance, people, contentment

The uglier the girl the closer she lives.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love

The size of the pencil is not as important as the quality of the writing.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, quality, writing

The quality of the writing is affected by the quality of the paper.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, quality, writing

Regardless of how well one writes, it is difficult to write at all unless there is lead in the pencil.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love

Marriage is the greatest leveler.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, marriage

If you're having difficulties choosing between potential two girls, you'll always pick the wrong one.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, difficulties, bad, contentment

If it seems perfect today, tomorrow it will end.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, perfection, end

If a girl tell you “let's stay friends”, she won't call ever again. If you call, she won't answer.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, contentment

You'll always catch fever before the first date.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, trap, contentment

Never make love in your back garden. Love is blind, but not your neighbors.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, blind, garden

Love is blind. Marriage is an eye opener

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, blind, marriage