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The world does not revolve on an axis.

The world does not revolve on an axis.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, world

Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.

Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, smile, miracle, thinking, people, contentment

Don't do it if you can't keep it up.

Don't do it if you can't keep it up.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, contentment

There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when...

There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when they fall in love.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, fall, man

Never go to bed mad, stay up and fight.

Never go to bed mad, stay up and fight.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, fight

Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another.

Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, delusion, woman

This won't hurt, I promise.

This won't hurt, I promise.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, promise

An ex-wife/husband will always be till death do us part.

An ex-wife/husband will always be till death do us part.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, husband, wife, death

When a man wants his wife to hear, she doesn't listen.

When a man wants his wife to hear, she doesn't listen.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, wife, man

When that same man doesn't want his wife to hear, she's...

When that same man doesn't want his wife to hear, she's all ears.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, wife, man

It's always easier to get a partner if you already have one.

It's always easier to get a partner if you already have one.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, contentment

Although it may seem like that on the outside, no one is...

Although it may seem like that on the outside, no one is having fun being single.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, being

If you're heart is broken, sweep up the pieces.

If you're heart is broken, sweep up the pieces.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, heart, contentment

There will always be someone who will want to put it back...

There will always be someone who will want to put it back together.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love

Love and high-school must never go together.

Love and high-school must never go together.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, school

If a man speaks deep in the forest and there is no woman...

If a man speaks deep in the forest and there is no woman there to hear him; is he still wrong.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, bad, woman, man

Show me a husband who won't, I'll show you a neighbor who...

Show me a husband who won't, I'll show you a neighbor who will.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, husband, contentment

It doesn't matter HOW good it was, if you end up worrying...

It doesn't matter HOW good it was, if you end up worrying or regretting it, it was bad sex.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, bad luck, sex, bad, end, good, good luck, contentment

You get the best sex from the worst one for you.

You get the best sex from the worst one for you.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, sex, contentment

Never trust a woman who acts like you are so sexy she...

Never trust a woman who acts like you are so sexy she can't help herself but drag you to bed.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, sex, help, woman, contentment

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