When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, wife, man
The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can't stand years later.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, woman, man
Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, chance, parents, sex, contentment
Sow your wild oats on Saturday night. Then on Sunday pray for crop failure.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, pray, failure, night
The game of love is never called off on account of darkness.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, games
It was not the apple on the tree but the pair on the ground that caused the trouble in the garden.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, garden, problems
Before you find your handsome prince, you've got to kiss a lot of frogs.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, kiss, contentment
There may be some things better than sex, and some things worse than sex. But there is nothing exactly like it.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, sex, things, nothing
Murphy's love laws; If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot-dog stands on the moon.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, moon, univers, research
Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, physics, sex