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You will always find something in the last place you look.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

After you bought a replacement for something you've lost and searched for everywhere, you'll find the original.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

No matter how long or how hard you shop for an item, after you've bought it, it will be on sale somewhere cheaper.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

In order to get a loan, you must first prove you don't need it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about order, need, contentment

Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost you more than you thought.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment, thinking

Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about good, good luck, life

Murphy's golden rule: whoever has the gold makes the rules.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about rules

Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about nation, people

No good deed goes unpunished.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about good, good luck

Where patience fails, force prevails.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about patience, force, police

If you want something bad enough, chances are you won't get it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about chance, bad luck, bad, contentment

If you think you are doing the right thing, chances are it will back-fire in your face.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about chance, fire, fire brigade, rightness, things, contentment, face

Remember the "Boomer-rang" effect; Whatever you do will always come back.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

Any time you put an item in a “safe place”, it will never be seen again.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about time, contentment

Your best golf shots always occur when playing alone.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy

The fish are always biting... yesterday!

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about fishing

The cost of the hair do is directly related to the strength of the wind.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about humor

The light at the end of the tunnel is a train.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about irony, trains, light, end

Everything tastes more or less like chicken.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about food

Ants will always infest the nearest food cupboard.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about food