If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
In nature, nothing is ever right. Therefore, if everything is going right... something is wrong.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about rightness, bad, nature, nothing
Research supports a specific theory depending on the amount of funds dedicated to it.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about research
It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about impossible
No matter how perfect things are made to appear, Murphy's law will take effect and screw it up.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about law, perfection, things
You cannot successfully determine beforehand which side of the bread to butter.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
The chance of the buttered side of the bread falling face down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about chance, face
A shatterproof object will always fall on the only surface hard enough to crack or break it.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about fall
A paint drip will always find the hole in the newspaper and land on the carpet underneath (and will not be discovered until it has dried).Quote by Edward A. Murphy
If a dish is dropped while removing it from the cupboard, it will hit the sink, breaking the dish and chipping or denting the sink in the process.Quote by Edward A. Murphy
A valuable dropped item will always fall into an inaccessible place (a diamond ring down the drain, for example) - or into the garbage disposal while it is running.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about example, fall
The greater the value of the rug, the greater the probability that the cat will throw up on it.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about value