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If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

Things get worse under pressure.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about things

Smile... tomorrow will be worse.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about philosophy, smile

Everything goes wrong all at once.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about bad

Enough research will tend to support whatever theory.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about research

In nature, nothing is ever right. Therefore, if everything is going right... something is wrong.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about rightness, bad, nature, nothing

Research supports a specific theory depending on the amount of funds dedicated to it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about research

It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about impossible

Nothing is as easy as it looks.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about philosophy, nothing

Everything takes longer than you think.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about things, contentment

Every solution breeds new problems.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about problems

No matter how perfect things are made to appear, Murphy's law will take effect and screw it up.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about law, perfection, things

You cannot successfully determine beforehand which side of the bread to butter.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

The chance of the buttered side of the bread falling face down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about chance, face

A falling object will always land where it can do the most damage.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy

A shatterproof object will always fall on the only surface hard enough to crack or break it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about fall

A paint drip will always find the hole in the newspaper and land on the carpet underneath (and will not be discovered until it has dried).

Quote by Edward A. Murphy

If a dish is dropped while removing it from the cupboard, it will hit the sink, breaking the dish and chipping or denting the sink in the process.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy

A valuable dropped item will always fall into an inaccessible place (a diamond ring down the drain, for example) - or into the garbage disposal while it is running.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about example, fall

The greater the value of the rug, the greater the probability that the cat will throw up on it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about value