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That sweet little girl with the baby that you rented to, will start dating the mad motorcycle man from hell,... and several of his friends,... the very next week.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about real estate, hell, man, contentment

A subject interesting to the teacher will bore students.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about education, students, teachers

The time a teacher takes in explaining is inversely proportional to the information retained by students.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about education, students, teachers, time

The enemy diversion you're ignoring is their main attack.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, attack, enemies, contentment

If it's stupid but it works, it isn't stupid.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about stupidity

The bigger they are, the harder they fall.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, fall

High speed chases will always proceed from an area of light traffic to an area of extremely heavy traffic.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, speed, light

Firemen uniforms only come in two sizes, too small and too large.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about fire brigade

It isn't necessary to be an idiot to be a senior officer, but it sure helps.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about fire brigade, fire

If you can't remember, you left the film at home.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about photography, home, film, contentment

When you need the money, your shift is cancelled; when you have a weekend planned, you have to do overtime.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine, money, contentment, need

A 500 pound patient needs all care, while your 80 pound patient needs a finger dressing and your colleague has a bad back.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine, bad luck, bad

If it’s dark outside boots will always go on the wrong feet.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, dark, bad

If its raining, or cold or both the bus will be late.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars

If you're running late the bus will be too

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, contentment

Mothers only offer advice on two occasions: when you want it and when you don't.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about mother, advice, contentment

A mother's love is a better cure than chicken soup, but chicken soup is cheaper.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about mother, love

Films that are not available on video are the ones you want to see.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about film, contentment

Politics and religion don't mix well.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about politics, religion

Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about bad luck, bad, things