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Never sail the boat where the birds are walking.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy

The more you say you'll win, the more difficult it is to come true.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

Even the darkest hour has only 60 minutes.

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Every rule has an exception, including this rule.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about rules

Sometimes in order to clean up, it is necessary to make a mess.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about order

Whenever a phone rings, it rings at least in pairs.

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If 50 people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about things, people

If 1000 people say a foolish thing, they're most likely receiving an endorsement fee.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about things, people

Never teach a pig to sing. It waste your time and annoys the Pig.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about waste, time

A winner should quit, a quitter is sure to win.

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Skepticism is to pessimism as doubt is to proof.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about doubt

Skeptics are blessed with ignorance, while pessimists are cursed with knowledge.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about ignorance, knowledge

Having is not always as pleasing a thing as wanting. It is not logical but I have observed it to be true.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about things

When you remember the trash needs taking out the garbage truck is 2 doors down.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

Sooner or later you will spill your beer.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

Never open a pill bottle over the bathroom sink.

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The most precise measuring instrument known to man for finding the exact center underneath a parked vehicle is a ball being used in a very enjoyable lawn game, this will not work if other balls are available.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about games, being, work, man

Anything that can go wrong will, one hour before you are supposed to leave on vacation.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about bad, contentment

No system is so perfect it can't be made to work.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about perfection, work

During the course of any endeavor you will always see the winning move right after you've executed the losing one.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about rightness, contentment