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Clothes that are labeled non-run aren't.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about clothes

The height of foolishness is to believe red or black die doesn't run.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about magic, faith, death

The more certain you are that your thought is original, the more obscure the source from which you accidentally plagiarized it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about thinking, contentment

Nothing succeeds like success.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about success, nothing

Behind every successful man is a woman; the further behind the woman the better the chances of his success.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about woman, chance, success, man

Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away two weeks before you need it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about need, contentment

The item you need the most will always be at the bottom of the pack.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about need, contentment

Whenever you get a great, original idea, it's when you forget the idea.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about idea, contentment

Any good idea you ever had will just be accredited to someone else once you tell someone about it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about idea, good, good luck, contentment

If you hold a hammer in your hand, everything around you will look like a nail.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about duty, contentment

If you try to be better than worse, you'll be better at being worse.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about being, contentment

The grass is always greener on the other side.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy

Why violence when there is vengeance.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about violence

In stores, the other line always moves faster.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about stores

Clicking your heels three times means you've fallen and can't get up.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

Binil's law of greed: Enough is never enough enough.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about greed, law

Life is a sexually transmitted disease with 100% fatality rate.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about life

Things can't get worse if you were born an Amazon pygmy cannibal.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about things, contentment

Moral beliefs tend to be like laws in crowded places.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about moral

If there's a flat surface, someone will put something on it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy