Anything will work if you fiddle with it long enough.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about work, contentment
The screwdriver of the correct size will be missing when it is needed to tighten a woodwind key.Quote by Edward A. Murphy
When replacing a woodwind pad, all available pads will be the wrong size.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about bad
When a pad is accidentally dropped it will roll to the least accessible part of the bandroom.Quote by Edward A. Murphy
After restoring one key on a woodwind instrument, three others will malfunction.Quote by Edward A. Murphy
If you throw anything away, you will need it the next day.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about need, day, contentment
When a conductor gives students letters for parents, 15% will be left on music stands, 25% will be inside the music, 15% will rot in instrument cases, 15% will be left in lockers, 15% will crawl under the student's bed, and 15% of the parents will...Quote by Edward A. Murphy about students, parents, music
If you file it, you'll know where it is but never need it. If you don't file it, you'll need it but never know where it is.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about need, contentment
Any piece you select as a closing number will have a final note one step higher than the first trumpet can play.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about numbers, contentment
The scheduled return time of any trip will be one hour earlier than the actual return.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about time