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A horse's misbehavior will be in direct proportion to the number of people who are watching.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about numbers, people

If you're wondering if you left the water on in the barn, you did.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about water, contentment

Hoof picks migrate.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy

The wimp who made it through the eliminations on luck alone will suddenly turn into Bruce Lee when you're up against him.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about bad luck, good luck, contentment

The referee will always be looking the other way when you score.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

You will have trouble with the ties on your gi pants when members of the opposite sex are in class.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about problems, sex, contentment

The day you leave work early to make it to class on time, the sensei will be sick.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about work, day, time, contentment

The sensei will only use you during demonstrations for joint locking techniques.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about use, contentment

If you have to use your training in self-defense, your attacker's father will be a lawyer.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about self-control, use, contentment

After a flawless demonstration, you will trip on your way back to your seat.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

After years of training without a single injury, you will pull a groin muscle the night before your black belt exam.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about tests, magic, night, contentment

In an otherwise vacant locker room, the only other person will have the locker right next to yours.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about man, people, rightness

No matter how many times you take care of it before your promotion exam, you will invariably have to go to the bathroom when it's your turn.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about tests, contentment

Trotter's Law of Percussion Music.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about law, music

he location of all auxiliary percussion instruments cannot be known simultaneously.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy

On every band trip one important piece of percussion equipment will be left at the performance site.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy

Percussionists will lose sticks.

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The lost sticks will be found the day after new ones are bought.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about day

The largest of the timpani is always four inches wider than the door to the auditorium.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy

An instrument always breaks at the worst possible time.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about time