A horse's misbehavior will be in direct proportion to the number of people who are watching.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about numbers, people
If you're wondering if you left the water on in the barn, you did.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about water, contentment
The wimp who made it through the eliminations on luck alone will suddenly turn into Bruce Lee when you're up against him.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about bad luck, good luck, contentment
The referee will always be looking the other way when you score.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
You will have trouble with the ties on your gi pants when members of the opposite sex are in class.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about problems, sex, contentment
The day you leave work early to make it to class on time, the sensei will be sick.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about work, day, time, contentment
The sensei will only use you during demonstrations for joint locking techniques.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about use, contentment
If you have to use your training in self-defense, your attacker's father will be a lawyer.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about self-control, use, contentment
After a flawless demonstration, you will trip on your way back to your seat.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
After years of training without a single injury, you will pull a groin muscle the night before your black belt exam.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about tests, magic, night, contentment
In an otherwise vacant locker room, the only other person will have the locker right next to yours.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about man, people, rightness
No matter how many times you take care of it before your promotion exam, you will invariably have to go to the bathroom when it's your turn.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about tests, contentment
he location of all auxiliary percussion instruments cannot be known simultaneously.Quote by Edward A. Murphy
On every band trip one important piece of percussion equipment will be left at the performance site.Quote by Edward A. Murphy
The largest of the timpani is always four inches wider than the door to the auditorium.Quote by Edward A. Murphy