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When looking for a street, it will be the only one you drove past before you saw the street sign.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about past, contentment

The first escalator you find is always going the wrong way.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about bad, contentment

If you're already having a bad day, the shortest, most seemingly innocent trip will occur during the hottest, dustiest hour, along the most crowded, traffic-jammed street, with a broken traffic light, an accident blocking the way, wailing children...

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about light, children, bad luck, bad, day, contentment

If someone giving you directions says at any time, You can't miss it, be assured than you will.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment, time

Rain always happens when on a hike.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about rain

When counting the children in a group, there's always one missing.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about children

Two rules matter for a scout: scout leaders are always right, if they are not then rule number 1 is activated.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about rules, numbers, rightness

Whenever you have something important to do the next morning, the alarm will never go off.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

Radio clocks never go off.

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The least irritating alarm is the most inefficient.

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The snooze bar is the greatest invention by man.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about invention, man

Alarm clocks can make the most passive of us fall into a violent rage.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about fall

Smashing it to pieces is a healthy and cheap way to relieve tension.

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A contaminant will always be isolated.

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If the preservation vial is not lost, the culture is not viable.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about culture

If the culture is viable, it has mutated.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about culture

If you do a thorough check of your trailer before hauling, your truck will break down.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

There is no such thing as a sterile barn cat.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about things

No one ever notices how you ride until you fall off.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about fall, contentment

The least useful horse in your barn will eat the most, require shoes every four weeks and need the vet at least once a month.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about need