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The clothes/shoes you bought last week will not fit this week or will not be “cool” enough for this week.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about clothes, contentment

The amount of sound from the other room is inversely proportional to the amount of trouble the child is getting into.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about problems, children

The more you paid for the car seat the more the child will hate it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about hate, children, contentment

When you are in a hurry the child will dawdle.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about children, contentment

The greater the importance of the phone call the bigger the mess the child will make or the louder the tantrum the child will have.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about children

The availability of daycare is directly proportionate to how badly you need it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about need, contentment

Your child will always wait until you are fully dressed for work before spilling their food on you.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about food, children, work, contentment

The later you let a child stay up at night, the earlier he will wake up in the morning.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about night, children, contentment

If I hid it well enough it will always be mine.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy

Your fonts will default.

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If you have two versions of a photo, you will send the wrong one to the printer.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about bad, contentment

Promises made by the salesperson never make it to the pressroom.

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The salesperson will promise anything.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about promise

If the text consists of two words, one will be misspelled.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about word

If the run is wrong, it's never the press operator's fault.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about press, bad

Spell checkers don't.

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Grammar checkers don't, either.

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Global search-and-replaces aren't.

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The index entry you leave out will be the first one the client looks under.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about customers, contentment

Optical Character Recognition is good comedy.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about comedy, character, good, good luck