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Never criticize your mother's cooking if you expect to get any more of it.

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If you think you have any secrets from your mother, remember who has changed your diapers.

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Never lie to your mother. And if you do, never think you got away with it.

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The harder you try to hide something from your mother, the more she resembles a webcam.

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The older you are, the more you feel like a child around your mother.

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All mother's have a How To manual. That's because they wrote the book.

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Mother's way is best. If you don't believe it, ask her.

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Everything is a good idea till you mother finds out and tells you why it isn't.

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One mother is company, two is a psychic reading, three is a hen party, four is a bridge club.

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If you don't have time to study the drivers' manual, drive your mother somewhere and get a quick refresher course.

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When you are broke, ask mom for a loan. She will help you remember what you wasted all your money on.

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The more expensive the gift you give your mother, the longer she will “save” it before she uses it.

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No matter how wrong you are, your mother will not hold it against you. She may remind you a number of times, but she will not hold it against you.

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No matter how much you eat, you can never get so fat that mother will not offer you more food.

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If a mother does not have an item, she will have the recipe or the directions.

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The more times mother reminds you to take an umbrella, the greater the probability of rain.

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Accomplishments are made possible by your mother - failures are your own fault.

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Never forget who rocked you as a baby. That's something else you will never be able to repay her for.

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Mother can always tell you a better way to do something after you've already done it.

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The longer it's been since you cleaned house, the more likely it is that mother will visit.

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