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The man shalt not win the argument he didn't start.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, man

If a man won an argue, the victory was just in his head.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, victory, heads, man

Try and try as you might, there will still be times where men are just assholes. We can't help it and we're sorry.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, help, man, contentment

A love will tell you they love you endlessly. A true love will tell everyone else they love you endlessly despite the embarrassment factor.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, contentment

When all else fails, have hope.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, hope

Eichel's Rule - During sex, try to sweat.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, rules, sex

In Romance, and in Finance we play with Figures.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love

A cauliflower resembles a rose, if your eyesight is not 6/6.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love

Before falling in love do take your backup, it always helps in recovery.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love

If a man has it he won't want it, the guy who buys it won't use it, the guy who uses it could give a shit about it, so don't give a shit and you will have it all.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, use, man, contentment

Love has all the answers. But till then sex brings up some good questions.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, sex, good, good luck

Sex on the TV can't hurt you unless you fall off.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, fall, sex, contentment

Anticipation is 98% of the pleasure.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, pleasure

The amount of members of the opposite sex you pursue is inversely proportional to pretty much everything about you, such as intelligence.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, intelligence, sex, contentment

If you are interested in someone, a close friend will grab their attention.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, attention, contentment

This is especially likely if they: don't want the attention of said person and are already dating someone else.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, attention, people

The ABC rule: If A is attracted to B, and you are attracted to C, A has a better chance with B than you do with C. B and C are often the same person.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, rules, chance, people, contentment

The uglier the girl the closer she lives.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love

The size of the pencil is not as important as the quality of the writing.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, quality, writing

The quality of the writing is affected by the quality of the paper.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, quality, writing