The most enthusiastic worker doesn't get paid any better than anyone else.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about workers
If it doesn't fit, force it, if it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about force, police
Never deceive yourself thinking you're the toughest Transformer; if Hasbro doesn't want to sell your toy, they'll find a way to kill you off.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about commerce, thinking, contentment
Just because you have a ten in one of your stats doesn't mean some leader toy can't pulverize you with it's 10+ stat.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment
The height of foolishness is to believe red or black die doesn't run.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about magic, faith, death
Coincedence doesn not exist, everything happens for a random reason.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about reason
The one you buy will be the only one that doesn't work.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about commerce, use, work, contentment
Human nature doesn't include all human beings, there are human beings who are indifferent to politics, religion, virtually anything.Quote by Conor Cruise O'Brien about nature, human imperfections, politics, religion
A woman doesn't care if she hasn't a stomach, provided she looks as if she hasn't.Quote by Flann O'Brien about woman
The equality that we are all entitled to, as citizens of this democracy, can't be avoided by some religious dogma of a President who's is supposed to believe in the notion of separation of church and state. And he frankly doesn't.Quote by Rosie O'Donnell about democracy, equality, state, faith
I wanted it not to be true I wanted it not to be her plane I wanted it I wanted, if it was her plane, to have somehow survived because she was in the back of the airplane. But we know that doesn't happen, not with those sorts of things.Quote by Ted Olson about opinion, things
Find a priest who understands English and doesn't look like Rasputin.Quote by Aristotle Onassis about opinion
Since we were 9 years old we've been seeing ourselves everywhere. We're so used to it, it doesn't really affect us.Quote by Ashley Olsen about opinion, old, olderness
I've toured the U.S. every single year and I've put a record out every single year whether it was on a major label or not, that doesn't make any difference to me.Quote by Buzz Osborne
If anybody says their facelift doesn't hurt, they're lying. It was like I'd spent the night with an axe murderer.Quote by Sharon Osbourne about lie, night
The Star Trek computer doesn't seem that interesting. They ask it random questions, it thinks for a while. I think we can do better than that.Quote by Larry Page about computers, celebrity
If you live in rock and roll, as I do, you see the reality of sex, of male lust and women being aroused by male lust. It attracts women. It doesn't repel them.Quote by Camille Paglia about music, rocks, reality, sex, being, contentment
But, number one, I think traditional noir doesn't work in contemporary storytelling because we don't live in that world anymore.Quote by Brian De Palma about numbers, work, world
My life comes down to three moments: the death of my father, meeting my husband, and the birth of my daughter. Everything I did previous to that just doesn't seem to add up to very much.Quote by Gwyneth Paltrow about life, meetings, husband, death
My hero wants to belong too, but he doesn't want to give up all the things he came to value in the west.Quote by Orhan Pamuk about heroism, value, things