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All computers are based against cowboys and will always dump whatever it was you were saving for CAS work; Bill designed them that way.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, bills, computers, work, contentment

If three designs are shown to a client, your least favorite will be chosen.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about customers

If two designs are shown, a third will be requested. If provided, then one of the first two will be chosen.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy

The best designs never survive contact with the client.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about customers

Doctors, astronauts, and plumbers need training to do their jobs, but anyone with a copy of Publisher is a graphic designer.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about plumbers, need

The number of colors in a client's design will equal the number of colors in the original bid specs, plus two.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about numbers, customers

The uniform you have to wear was designed by a color blind masochist who likes laughing at those who have to wear it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about blind, contentment

Game shows are designed to make us feel better about the random, useless facts that are all we have left of our education.

Quote by Chuck Palahniuk about education, games

Cliches about supporting the troops are designed to distract from failed policies, policies promoted by powerful special interests that benefit from war, anything to steer the discussion away from the real reasons the war in Iraq will not end...

Quote by Ron Paul about war, real estate, end

No state, furthermore, unless it has aggressive military designs such as those which consumed Nazi leaders in the thirties, is likely to divert to defense any more of its resources and wealth and energy than seems necessary.

Quote by Lester B. Pearson about state, army, wealth

My favorite designers are Levi Strauss and Fruit of the Loom.

Quote by Robin Wright Penn about opinion

Dog a kind of additional or subsidiary Deity designed to catch the overflow and surplus of the world's worship

Quote by Ambrose Bierce about animals, trap, world

You can dream, create, design and build the most wonderful place in the world, but it requires people to make the dream a reality.

Quote by Walt Disney about people, dream, reality, world, contentment

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.

Quote by Ingrid Bergman about kiss, word, nature