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If you use hard rubber tires they will fall off.

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If you spend an extra ordinary amount of time developing a list of things NOT to forget when going to the upcoming Regional or National match, the day of packing for the match, you will have lost the list.

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If your CAS list is on your computer it will never give it up without a knock down, drag out, USB fight.

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After laying out everything in preparation for the next day's match, including the new.38 pistols & rifle, you will always, out of habit, grab the.45 ammo!

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If you forget or pack the wrong ammo, that will always be the caliber the club vender will be out of.

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When needed, the closest Wal-Mart will always be in the next county.

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If your rifle and handguns are not the same caliber you will always get them mixed up at least once. The harder your rifle is to dismantle the more likely and often this is to happen.

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An easy shot really isn’t.

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The only time an easy shot can be called easy is after it’s been hit.

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Golf carts used as gun carts are still golf carts and we all know what that means.

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Clay birds launched from a taut spring are going about 60MPH. A driven golf ball travels about 250MPH. Don’t ever bet that you can hit a golf ball with a shot gun before dark unless you really don’t need that shoulder any more.

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Electric powered gun carts don’t really need push handles.

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The battery on an electric cart will always go dead at the stage furthest away from your vehicle.

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Gun safes really aren’t.

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A safe gun is really an oxymoron.

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Only morons consider a safe gun exclusively safe.

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Mulligan’s in CAS do not exist and should never be called out by the shooter.

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No matter how many carts you have, you will always have the urge to build just one more.

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