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38s really aren’t mouse guns; their hands are too small to reach the trigger.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

Gen. George Patton really did say that about pearl grips and it‘s true.

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Elvis, dressed like a cowboy in white leather, really has been seen at EOT.

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If you’re absolutely positive that you saw slick willie (BC) at a SASS meet dressed as a cowboy packin’ heat, always keep it to yourself and never mention it; cowboys don‘t cotton to crazy people.

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No matter how good you are with a long-range rifle, you can never hit the Marfa, Texas lights.

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Spurs really do help in obtaining more traction for action.

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Just like guns, spurs really can lock up.

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Cross draw holsters tend to make a cowboy a switch hitter or a good Broadway dancer.

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Two holsters worn on same side always makes a cowboy a switch hitter.

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If MapQuest shows the range to be north of interchange xxx, it will always be south, requiring another 15 minutes to next interchange turn around.

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The night before you leave you will always loose you CAS Checklist for stuff to Not Forget.

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On any other day, you can't stay awake long enough to finish watching the news, but the night before a CAS shoot you will always not be able to sleep even if you were hit over the head with the butt end of your shooting irons!

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Squib loads really aren‘t made by Squib.

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No matter how many months the fantastic hamburger griller has sold lunches at your home range, he will never be there when you forgot your lunch.

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No matter how carefully you load your ammo, the stage with the one chance only, 30 second bonus will always be a dud.

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The cinch will break on the saddle.

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Bridle’s don’t belong in the honeymoon suite unless the Bride is really weird.

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The slicked up rifle action job that feels so good dry firing at home will never eject shells during the match and if it does they will go into your eye or over your safety glasses and down your collar.

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That new, big, expensive, cowboy hat will always obscure your vision of the front sights of your rifle, but you will look good wearing it.

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Puncture proof, pneumatic tires on your cart really aren’t.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys