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Software bugs are impossible to detect by anybody except the end user.

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The maintenance engineer will never have seen a model quite like yours before.

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It is axiomatic that any spares required will have just been discontinued and will be no longer in stock.

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Any VDU, from the cheapest to the most expensive, will protect a twenty cent fuse by blowing first.

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Any manufacturer making his warranties dependent upon the device being earthed will only supply power cabling with two wires.

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If a circuit requires n components, then there will be only n - 1 components in locally-held stocks.

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A failure in a device will never appear until it has passed final inspection.

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A program generator creates programs that are more buggy than the program generator.

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All Constants are Variables.

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Constants aren't.

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Variables won't.

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A part dropped from the workbench will roll to a degree of un-reachability proportional to its importance.

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The best way to see your boss is to access the internet.

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No matter how hard you work, the boss will only appear when you access the internet.

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The hard drive on your computer will only crash when it contains vital information that has not been backed up.

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Each computer code has five bugs, and tis number does not depend on how many bugs have been already found it is conservative.

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Profanity is one language all computer users know.

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The number of bugs always exceeds the number of lines found in a program.

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When putting something into memory, always remember where you put it.

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Every non-trivial program contains at least one bug.

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