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Computer dating is fine, if you are a computer.

Computer dating is fine, if you are a computer.

Quote by Rita Mae Brown about computers, contentment

Computers are unreliable, but humans are even more...

Computers are unreliable, but humans are even more unreliable. Any system which depends on human reliability is unreliable.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about technology, reliability, people, computers, human imperfections

Computers don't make errors. What they do they do on...

Computers don't make errors. What they do they do on purpose.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, error, purpose

Computers suck.

Computers suck.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers

Computers let you waste time efficiently.

Computers let you waste time efficiently.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, waste, time, contentment

Computer sadism: When the computer causes physical or...

Computer sadism: When the computer causes physical or mental damage to a person and can't receive such a return favor due to management rules.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, rules, people

Computer masochism: When a computer takes all the abuse...

Computer masochism: When a computer takes all the abuse you think you can give it and continues working as it should.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, contentment

Computer: The new time machine.

Computer: The new time machine.

Quote by Costel Zăgan about computers, time

To use computers for studing concrete matters, man has to...

To use computers for studing concrete matters, man has to learn to think accurate and abstract.

Quote by Grigore Moisil about computers, use, man

Man, I don't want to have nothing to do with computers. I...

Man, I don't want to have nothing to do with computers. I don't want the government in my business.

Quote by Erykah Badu about computers, affair, nothing, man

I think it's fair to say that personal computers have become the most empowering tool we've ever created. They're tools of communication, they're tools of creativity, and they can be shaped by their user.

Quote by Bill Gates about tools, communication, creativity, computers

Security is, I would say, our top priority because for all the exciting things you will be able to do with computers - organizing your lives, staying in touch with people, being creative - if we don't solve these security problems, then people...

Quote by Bill Gates about security, computers, problems, people, being, things, contentment

The most ominous words for those using computers: Daddy, ...

The most ominous words for those using computers: Daddy, what does “Now formatting Drive C mean”?

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, word

General Fault Errors are the “Check Engine” light of...

General Fault Errors are the “Check Engine” light of computers. If it can be fixed, chances are it's not by you.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, chance, error, light, contentment

The people who say that computers are simple to use are...

The people who say that computers are simple to use are the same people who tell you how to build a watch when you ask what time it is.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, use, people, contentment, time

Just when you have no cash, you are in great pain and got...

Just when you have no cash, you are in great pain and got to the bank to find the bank computers offline.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about irony, money, bankers, computers, pain, contentment

All computers are based against cowboys and will always...

All computers are based against cowboys and will always dump whatever it was you were saving for CAS work; Bill designed them that way.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, bills, computers, work, contentment

Only in the fact that I was kind of a science wonk in the...

Only in the fact that I was kind of a science wonk in the '50s. You know, won a lot of science fairs, built computers.

Quote by Brian De Palma about science, computers, contentment

We can do things that we never could before. Stop-motion...

We can do things that we never could before. Stop-motion lets you build tiny little worlds, and computers make that world even more believable.

Quote by Nick Park about things, computers, world, contentment

After all, computers crash, people die, relationships...

After all, computers crash, people die, relationships fall apart. The best we can do is breath and reboot.

Quote by Sarah Jessica Parker about computers, fall, death, people

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