As far as carrying the American banner, you just do what's right for the kids.Quote by Dennis Farina about americans, rightness, contentment
I realized, if you have to carry a card, you're not an independent.Quote by Peter Fonda about contentment
These are bagpipes. I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he saw a man carrying an indignant, asthmatic pig under his arm. Unfortunately, the man-made sound never equalled the purity of the sound achieved by the pig.Quote by Alfred Hitchcock about purity, man
I feel cheated never being able to know what it's like to get pregnant, carry a child and breast feed.Quote by Dustin Hoffman about children, being
I don't worry. I know my husband respects me. My husband doesn't carry himself when he walks into a room like, Okay, let me see who I can mack tonight. He's a married man.Quote by Whitney Houston about husband, worry, man
People love talking about when they were young and heard Honky Tonk Women for the first time. It's quite a heavy load to carry on your shoulders, the memories of so many people.Quote by Mick Jagger about talking, people, time, love
Books that you carry to the fire, and hold readily in your hand, are most useful after all.Quote by Samuel Johnson about books, fire, fire brigade, contentment
The probability of rain is inversely proportional to the size of the umbrella you carry around with you all day.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about rain, day, contentment
You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about advice, contentment
At work, the authority of a person is inversely proportional to the number of pens that person is carrying.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about work, people, authority, numbers
Failure of plan A will directly affect your ability to carry out plan B.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, failure, ability
The weight of the dead body you'll have to carry is proportional to the amount of stairs you'll have to climb.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, body, contentment
The more stupid the leader is, the more important tasks he is ordered to carry out.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about fire brigade
The weight of the patient that you are about to transport increases by the square of the sum of the number of floors which must be ascended to reach the patient plus the number of floors which must be descended while carrying the patient.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine, numbers, contentment
A cowboy packing two Colts and carrying a double can wear any thing he dang well pleases.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, things
If you carry oxygen for a pick-me-up before stage time, some fool will always use it to strike a match on to light his cigar.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, light, use, time, contentment
Don’t ever shoot a wimp; they will not die and will just lie there and whine, cry, moan, groan and carry on forever.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, lie, death
When you need to carry a child they will want to walk.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about children, need, contentment