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A book must be an ice-axe to break the seas frozen inside our soul.

Quote by Franz Kafka about soul

All human errors are impatience, a premature breaking off of methodical procedure, an apparent fencing-in of what is apparently at issue.

Quote by Franz Kafka about error, human imperfections

As soon as you break up the man (or woman) who couldn't commit TO YOU will get married.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, woman, contentment, man

A shatterproof object will always fall on the only surface hard enough to crack or break it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about fall

If a dish is dropped while removing it from the cupboard, it will hit the sink, breaking the dish and chipping or denting the sink in the process.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy

The repairman fixes your machine to break down the next day and charges for a new machine.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about technology, day

If you forget to save you're work every 5 minutes, it will break down after you've been at it for an hour.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, contentment, work

Complete computer breakdown will happen shortly after the maintenance person has left.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, people

If you have a little extra money to blow, something will break, and cost more than that little extra.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about money, contentment

When you stand at your counter for hours on end and then go to break, that's when the customer comes and rings the bell for help.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about customers, help, end, contentment

When a furnace breaks in mid-winter, it is always the heat exchanger.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about things

Everything in your rentals will break 100 times faster than in your own home.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about real estate, home

No matter the length of warranty coverage, on the day that the warranty expires the car will break down.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, day

The cinch will break on the saddle.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

Gathering threads always break in the middle.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy

The client will call only when you had left for a coffee break. And when you call back, he/she won't be available in office.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about customers, contentment

The rate of instrument failure/breakdown is inversely proportional to the ease of finding a repairman.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about failure

If it doesn't fit, force it, if it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about force, police

If you do a thorough check of your trailer before hauling, your truck will break down.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about contentment

An instrument always breaks at the worst possible time.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about time